Men’s magazines do not even countenance the possibility one of their readership has ever touched a woman, let alone coaxed one into his apartment on a semipermanent basis. Women’s magazines are pretty appearance oriented, but at some point, they break down and say things like, “If your boyfriend seems unhappy, ask him what’s wrong and try to help him make a plan to get out of the doldrums.” The men’s magazines tell you the only way you can be attractive to a woman is by having the newest products, smelling nice, and having fantastic abs.
You can see it in the magazines that they read. Women expect guys to pick up on subtle clues that they are unhappy, which personally, I find hilarious. I think the problem is that guys are pretty much oblivious to how they treat women. The only way to win and get off the planet is conquering like, fifty tasks, getting a job, translating a mystic book, taking out the garbage, turning a necromancer into a force for good, calling your mother, not going on quests with people you were explicitly asked not to take with you on quests because they are not trust worthy and people worry about you, remembering the name of everyone your wife works with, forging an empire, slaying a robot goblin, and then, after an epic battle with the woman of your species who is currently holding the keys to the spaceship, you have to apologize even though you are pretty sure you’re not wrong.
The story could be the men of like, seventeen different worlds were dropped off on a battle planet by the women of their species to be stranded until they get their shit together. But it would be nice to hear teenage boys complain that no hero in his right mind would face down an orc using the bike he rides to work and a well timed foot massage.
Some things would be the same, all the guys would have five o’clock shadow and moustaches, as in real life, spell danger. It would be a weird mix of fur mankinis and business suits. I would love to see a game where, unabashedly, the men were designed by women to fit a stereotypical set of fantasies, and the female characters were designed by men to fit their stereotypes, but at the last minute, switched with a second set of male polygons.